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Rob's Rants: August 3rd, 2003

Let me take some time to tell you about a little thing I like to call customer service. Service is a horrific industry by any standards, especially if you are unfortunate enough to be in its employ. You can put in all the long hard hours you want and the most you will show for […]

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Rob's Rants: October 27th, 2003

Well it’s that time again and I’ll have to admit I’m stumped. I honestly have nothing to write about. I feel the true power of a rant is brought about through searing anger or the indignant injustice of a particular subject or event. At least it’s been that way so far. Now I’ve hit an […]

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Rob's Rants: August 31st, 2004

Good day my faithful readers. A rumble returns to the resting rant as I’ve found myself with something to say. That’s correct… I’ve been stirred to action for a cause I’ve deemed worthy for my meager script. It’s a subject much debated but with little resolve. That subject is the mighty giant known as politics. […]

US weakly

Rob's Rants: September 15th, 2003

I put on my socks, one at a time, scratch indecent areas, get dressed and leave for work. This is all pretty normal and mundane. Now let’s pretend I go to my job where I get paid five million dollars or more to act in a film. Suddenly because my paycheck can clear the debt […]

It’s a date!

Rob's Rants: September 23rd, 2003

It used to be so simple; it used to be called dating, what’s changed? Dating used to be a sweet ritual of charm and chivalry responded to with acts of grace and flirtation. Boy meets girl, girl wears school jacket, girl gets promise trinket, guy begs for sex, realizes he needs to get engaged to […]

For those who have left…

Rob's Rants: October 1st, 2003

We’re going to take the rant down a notch this week. I just recently had a friend whose father passed away. I sympathize greatly as my own father passed away when I was seventeen years old. It’s not an easy thing to deal with by far but it does bring a lot of things to […]

Hey! I'm walkin' here!!!

Rob's Rants: October 7th, 2003

Why can’t we be more like ants? I mean these little guys have got it together. They’ve got a job to do and places to go and they all know it, in fact their colony depends on it. Why ants do you say? “Rob, with all the limitless topics in the world why would you […]

Shortbus chic

Rob's Rants: October 14th, 2003

I am by no means a fashion icon. I don’t spend more then a hundred dollars on a pair of jeans. I wear clothes that have holes in them, not from a machine or a professional seamstress. I’m talking about real holes that are made from wear, tear, and repeated washes and were not there […]

Are you there, God? It’s me… Robert.

Rob's Rants: November 4th, 2003

It was bound to happen. You can’t spend inordinate amounts of time sloshing around seething conjectures without skirting the edges of theology. I’m not about to make any bold statements about the possible ipso facto existence of an all-powerful creator. I certainly am not about to point a finger towards which religion I feel holds […]

Ronald you sumbitch!

Rob's Rants: February 10th, 2004

I’m a fairly aware fellow, and I don’t mind admitting that in the past I’ve turned a blind eye to things because I felt they were harmless or didn’t matter to me. I mean who hasn’t at one point or another in their life. Recently however with the help of my good friend Evan and […]

The Adventures of Rob & Cola!

: June 7th, 2007

in the Spring of 2007 we decided to try something a little different. rob, being stuck in a coma and lashed to cola, escaped butternutland and into the ether realm of other webcomics. a hobo like virtual tour.below, listed in order of travel, are their adventures… THE OFF CHANCE by Charles Woolbright LITTLE TERRORS by […]

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